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It;s 5:30 in the A fucking M, and I am all alone, and very, very awake. My roommate is most likely at a party, pining of some unattainable girl (thankfully, I am far to out of my mind to even remember that I leanred that the girl I like likes somebody else....FUCK!).

Anyway, it's like, late/early, and, I had a lot of sugar, and then i crashed, and now I'm totally running on pure hatred of the goddamn russian workbook. I'm on break...

I've spent the last 30 minutes sending messages on nationstates to Evan and Dev about bears. See, theres like, bears all up in my shit in my country, and I'm totally cool with it, cause bears rock. Like, they're so chill about everything. They basically walk around and eat all fucking day. They get all up in your shit, and you're like, "dude, bear, back the fuck off, hoss.", and he's all, "pfft, I'm a fucking bear you tit, what are you gonna do, hit me?" ANd I mean, what can you say to that, it's a fucking bear, dude. And don't even bother talking to him if hes after your donuts. Bitches loooove donuts. Just give them to him,and haul ass, man, cause that bears gonna want more, and he might just figures you's hoarding some boston cremes, and man, there'll be hell to pay if he's right. He will fuck a bitch up for some boston cremes...

I hate how when it gets really late, I get maaaad paranoid. Like, I've nearly shot like, four people. I here a noise outside, and I like, bust my door open wiht nerf gunh in hard, only to scare the balls off some random drunk guy. I suppose it's worth saying, I am totally not drunk//high. It's jsut late, and I'm waaay too alone.

Man, bears are totally sweet....
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Date:February 17th, 2006 10:26 pm (UTC)
I love you
and bears
especially the stuffed ones and the ones filled with honey
Ewan McGregor loves polar bears too!
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Date:February 19th, 2006 12:34 am (UTC)


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