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So yeah, after a long orgy with many anonymous partners, I think I've got syphylis. I think it was all that gay sex. One girl OD'ed on some manner of the drugs, and I'm pretty sure she died. But like I always say, it's not a good orgy unless someone dies.

I've decided to stop going to class, because college is lame. But I'm going to stay in college, cause I like it here.

I;ve been making lots of money smuggling illegal immigrants across the border. I'm plannin on opening a strip joint with all the cash I've got.

Dad, you cock-monkey, get the hell out of my journal. Mine, goddamnit, not your's. Stay out, or I won't buy you anything for christmas;)

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Date:December 9th, 2005 08:13 pm (UTC)
Date:December 9th, 2005 09:20 pm (UTC)
mmm.. don't you just want to eat it?
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Date:December 9th, 2005 09:51 pm (UTC)
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Date:December 11th, 2005 02:22 pm (UTC)
joel sooo silly.

miss you. come home soon.
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